Roseanne On Education
How would you play Robin Hood to help schools?
I would use their drug laws that they use to confiscate pot smokers… Do people know that their drug thing is a war against pot smokers, for god's sake? And taking their property. I would use those laws to go in and confiscate their property or their one hundred million dollars. Then it would all be sold and put back into community schools where they stole it from. Enron stole all that money from California and they go to prison for 3 years, how comes no one ever goes; “You have to pay back the money!” The Democrats say, “No, they don't have to pay back the money, it's alright. Just give us some, and we'll call it cool”. It's from the schools, roads, and jobs, it's just not right.
Why did you homeschool your son?
I was a big supporter of public schools because it goes along with all my political bluther that I yap about all the time. But then I wasn't because I just felt they were just training soldiers they're training them to either go to the military or prison. And I didn't want my son around it anymore. I wanted him to learn things not just how to do, how to compile, I know that's important I wanted him to learn exciting and interesting things about art you know kind of have a liberal arts education rather than have to present something to a corporate group on a today were going to learn you know they were having him doing power point. I'm like he's not going to do that he's not going to stay here me and him were moving to China as soon as we can you know that's where the money is. So you know I'm like you got to learn-he has a Bar Mitzvah and I'm like if you learn Chinese instead of Hebrew I'll buy you a Lamborghini because I would suggest that everyone starts learning Chinese as soon as possible, have your kids spayed and neutered and learning Chinese.
